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Meet the Anomalies: LUSTER wants the ultimate
form ofthe American dream-- rock stardom--
despite being a 24year-old black man living in
the ghetto with his crack-dealing brothers.
OPAL is a sex-crazed party machine despite
being an 80 year-old white woman. EMBER hates
the world and wants to destroy it despite
being a six year-old white girl.
RAY loves America and all of its inhabitants
despite being a middle-aged Iraqi man.
AURORA is frigid and deplores young people
despite being a sexy white Satanic teenage girl
confined to a wheelchair.
Just when you thought everything in this tired,
olduniverse had been done, these five got
together andbecame the best of friends despite
living in a smallMidwestern town primarily
inhabited by tiny-minded walking stereotypes.
And now these misfits have formed a band,
a band sodifferent, so utterly unpredictable
that they mightjust be able to slip between a
crack, rise above theirsmall-town existence,
tour the world, and in the process make us all
reconsider our stale, old conventions. |
